For those attending a university, the end of a semester is a time of much rejoicing. During my last semesters at such an institution, I took place in an end-of-year celebratory tradition involving a ridiculous sandwich.
In some issue of Maxim (November 2005?) there was an article featuring absurd sandwich-based foods. So ridiculous were these edibles that some fraternity brothers of mine decided that the consumption of one such sandwich would make a fitting end-of-semester celebration.
I was unable to find the original article online, but found the ingredients here. I post them here for posterity.
The Dirty Mother
"Use two slices of buttery Texas toast as bookends, and slap together a sausage patty, hash browns, and three generous chops of ham, separating each layer with a slice of cheddar cheese. Throw two fried eggs in the mix, and comfort them with four strips of crispy bacon. A splash of ketchup or Worcestershire sauce is your choice, but tons of S&P is mandatory."
We would usually go to IHOP, order the ingredients individually, and assemble the sandwiches ourselves. The braver souls in the group would purchase fries as a side dish.
These memories are making me hungry.